Sporting Madness

Sometimes, I get an idea in my head and can't get it out. This is one of those times. Here's how Will Muschamp's first press conference as the head coach at the University of Florida should have played out: (I know the transitions and such aren't perfect, but cut me some slack. I'm a writer, Jim, not a video editor!) [Thanks to Spencer Hall and Holly Anderson at Every Day Should Be Saturday for the inspiration .]

Despite my CFL duties , I’ve been following the NFL perhaps even more closely than usual this year thanks to writing a weekly picks column over at The Good Point . It’s been a pretty solid season so far, with lots of exciting games, great storylines and terrific playoff races, and there isn’t any shortage of things to write about on any front. However, there’s one lingering blot on the season that’s overshadowing many of the positive developments, and that’s the atrociousness of the NFC West. As Jon Bois wrote over at SB Nation a while back, the division has been terrible for almost its entire existence in its current 2002-on form, with its teams only recording a combined positive point differential once in that span (in 2003, and that wasn’t by much). This year might be a new low for the division, though, as all four of its teams are around the same degree of awful. With the San Francisco 49ers getting blown out 34-7 by the San Diego Chargers on Thursday Night Football tonigh...