When I wrote a total conversion of Andrew Lloyd Webber's famed Jesus Christ Superstar rock opera about Denver Broncos' quarterback Tim Tebow, most of it fit surprisingly well. The issue, of course, was betrayal, though; while Tebow may be overhyped and overrated, it was difficult to imagine his own team turning against him, so I had to concoct a Spygatesque plot to get it to work. Truth remains stranger than fiction (a surprisingly excellent movie, by the way), however, and the Broncos have just executed a stunning betrayal of Tebow (who did manage to lead them to a playoff win over Pittsburgh before getting crushed by New England), signing Peyton Manning to take over at quarterback. To that end, I've quickly rewritten the last three songs to reflect this new reality. Here they are, with Broncos' executive vice-president John Elway (the man who got the Manning deal done) as Judas, Manning and ESPN analyst Mel Kiper (one of the most prominent Tebow critics) as Annas and Caiaphas, Roger Goodell reprising his role as Pilate, Broncos' owner Pat Bowlen as the unseen presence behind the scenes, one of my other interests making a cameo, and Tebow, of course, playing the superstar:
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Monday, March 19, 2012
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Tebow Christ Superstar, The Complete Musical
The following is the culmination of a project I’ve been working on for a few weeks. It started as just a Twitter joke about the applicability of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Jesus Christ Superstar musical to Tim Tebow’s rise and fall, but got stuck in my head and turned into something more. Sure, Tebow isn’t playing in today’s Super Bowl, but he’s still very much present in the coverage; he notably drew more attention than Joe Montana at one point and was featured in an ESPN pre-game special. Given that his mortal adversaries, the Patriots, are featured in today’s Super Bowl, I figured it was as good a time as any to post this (that, and I finally finished it). Following in the success of The Marchand Of Venice, the Bucholtz Repertory Company presents the total conversion of Jesus Christ Superstar into Tebow Christ Superstar.
Dramatis Personae
Jesus – Tim Tebow, a TE or a QB?
Judas –John Fox, the Broncos’ coach
Caiaphas – Bill Belichick, the Patriots’ coach
Annas – Tom Brady, the Patriots’ QB
Mary Magdelene – Katy Perry, a rumoured songstress who's been linked to Tebow
Simon Zealotes – Von Miller, the Broncos’ LB
Pilate – Roger Goodell, NFL commissioner
Herod – Gene Sterotore, an NFL referee
Peter – Eddie Royal, the Broncos’ receiver
John – D.J. Williams, the Broncos’ LB
James – Champ Bailey, the Broncos’ safety
Priest – Bill O’Brien, the Patriots’ offensive coordinator
Soldiers, people in courtyard – Patriots’ Wes Welker, Jerod Mayo, Vince Wilfork, Rob Gronkowski
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